actual photo of me in the future
Lviv KALYUZHNA / Konstantin Vashenko
I have read an excerpt from a book (as shown to me by the hysterical/well written/full of truth recap blog I previously posted) that used the word “apogee” to describe a fucking female orgasm and I just can’t bear to live anymore. Seriously debating the effectiveness of bashing my own head in with my Jack Skellington ginorma-mug…
Have you seen my keys?
E.L. James writes like a graceful dancer, a dancer who flows like a river, and the river is also the ocean, and the ocean is deep like a freezer, and this one time I opened my friend’s deep freezer and it was full of dead iguanas. I forget what I was talking about. —
Cliff Pervocracy, Let’s Read 50 Shades of Grey! : Chapter 4
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